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thisnewday) wrote2010-01-18 10:30 am
thisnewday) wrote2010-01-18 10:30 am
A Disturbing Conversation with the Resident Nurse After Her Night Shift at the Hospital
RN: "Did you see that young-looking security guard who walked past the car when you stopped here last night?
Me: "Yeah, what about him?"
RN: "Well, he's really, really friendly. Says hello to everyone and knows everyone's name."
Me: "Yeah, so?"
RN: "Well, I always get this feeling that deep inside he's about to explode."
Me: "Oh, brother. They don't allow those idiots to carry guns, do they?"
RN: "Nope, just handcuffs."
Me: "So, when he goes off, it'll be like, 'Hospital employee goes berserk, handcuffs dozens to used bedpan...'"
LPK
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1.18.2010
Me: "Yeah, what about him?"
RN: "Well, he's really, really friendly. Says hello to everyone and knows everyone's name."
Me: "Yeah, so?"
RN: "Well, I always get this feeling that deep inside he's about to explode."
Me: "Oh, brother. They don't allow those idiots to carry guns, do they?"
RN: "Nope, just handcuffs."
Me: "So, when he goes off, it'll be like, 'Hospital employee goes berserk, handcuffs dozens to used bedpan...'"
LPK
LiveJournal
1.18.2010