Ribbon cutting ceremony recently for new food factory featuring totally organic delicious products with the unlikely name of ASS.
This product comes in a variety of flavors. There's Whup ASS, hot & spicy, guaranteed to have a kick - for the weight conscious There's Skinny ASS, fat free but still tasty and at the other end of the spectrum is Fat ASS loaded with butter and carbs plus the newest offering, Tight ASS, a compact slicable roll perfect for sandwiches.
This product is flying off the shelves and giving new life and jobs to a small Mid-Missouri town.
It's healthy, homemade, and carries a money back guarantee. Everybody needs a good piece of ASS now and then, get yours today!
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Ribbon cutting ceremony recently for new food factory featuring totally organic delicious products with the unlikely name of ASS.
This product comes in a variety of flavors. There's Whup ASS, hot & spicy, guaranteed to have a kick - for the weight conscious There's Skinny ASS, fat free but still tasty and at the other end of the spectrum is Fat ASS loaded with butter and carbs plus the newest offering, Tight ASS, a compact slicable roll perfect for sandwiches.
This product is flying off the shelves and giving new life and jobs to a small Mid-Missouri town.
It's healthy, homemade, and carries a money back guarantee. Everybody needs a good piece of ASS now and then, get yours today!