The Apprentice

[thisnewday]

Little Jay was helping his dad paint the outside stairs when I left for the track. When I got back home, he was inside playing a video game.

Poppa: "So, did you help paint?"

LJ: (referring to the splotches of white primer on his arms, torso and legs) "Yeah, whaddaya think?"

Poppa: "Well, didja get any on the stairs?"