A Disturbing Conversation with the Resident Nurse After Her Night Shift at the Hospital

RN: "Did you see that young-looking security guard who walked past the car when you stopped here last night?

Me: "Yeah, what about him?"

RN: "Well, he's really, really friendly. Says hello to everyone and knows everyone's name."

Me: "Yeah, so?"

RN: "Well, I always get this feeling that deep inside he's about to explode."

Me: "Oh, brother. They don't allow those idiots to carry guns, do they?"

RN: "Nope, just handcuffs."

Me: "So, when he goes off, it'll be like, 'Hospital employee goes berserk, handcuffs dozens to used bedpan...'"

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1.18.2010