Argument of the Day

[This exchange took place in the upstairs bedroom across the hall from my study. It was between two of my visiting grandsons, Paulie, age 5, and Nikkie, age 8. Between them, and their 10-year-old brother Elliot, this has easily been the most entertaining two weeks I've had in this house...]

Paulie: (over-tired, whiney voice) "Get off my be-----d!"

Nikkie: "I'm not on your bed."

Paulie: "Your hair is touching my bed!"

Nikkie: "Hair is dead, so I'm not really touching your bed!"

Paulie: (apparently not buying the science) "Get off my be-----d!"

LPK
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7.21.2017