Mall Walking
Oct. 28th, 2008 07:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thisnewdayThis morning, it appears that I'm going to learn about mall walking. And, no, it's not the newest permutation of the world's oldest profession.
It's what you do when it continues to rain, as it has all night in the northeast, and you don't belong to a health club and someone will be sleeping in the room where the treadmill is located and you still need to get your three miles worth of daily exercise.
I've been told that there are at least three local malls that have mall walker programs. According to my source, who I will protect at all costs, you choose one of them, go to the information kiosk, and get a map of the course, including distances, etc.
So, if you're at Shoppingtown or the Carousel or Great Northern, and you see some old guy with red hair and fire in his eyes, ya better getcher children and pets outa the way or it won't be pretty. (I bruise so easily these days...)
It's what you do when it continues to rain, as it has all night in the northeast, and you don't belong to a health club and someone will be sleeping in the room where the treadmill is located and you still need to get your three miles worth of daily exercise.
I've been told that there are at least three local malls that have mall walker programs. According to my source, who I will protect at all costs, you choose one of them, go to the information kiosk, and get a map of the course, including distances, etc.
So, if you're at Shoppingtown or the Carousel or Great Northern, and you see some old guy with red hair and fire in his eyes, ya better getcher children and pets outa the way or it won't be pretty. (I bruise so easily these days...)
