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Fruit Gushers It Is!
Jun. 11th, 2007 06:17 amSarah has boarded her flight for Phoenix. And if we had any doubts about her safety, they quickly vanished when we heard the TSA had confiscated her sunscreen and fruit gushers.
Thank goodness! We'd been worried sick about a rumored al-Qaeda plot to make fruit gusher bomblets that explode on impact.
(Believe me, it's no laughing matter. Sarah had me try one the other day and the second that sucker hit stomach acid, WHAMO! And don't even get me started on those Arab terrorists sneaking around the country with tubes of SUNSCREEN.)
Now, if they could just do something about a no-fly zone around the Indian Point nuclear plants near NYC. Or the ones thirty-five miles upwind from us in Oswego.
Oh, wait a minute. We can't do any of THAT because we've spent all our effing money in Iraq. Fruit gushers it is, then...
LPK
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6.11.2007
Thank goodness! We'd been worried sick about a rumored al-Qaeda plot to make fruit gusher bomblets that explode on impact.
(Believe me, it's no laughing matter. Sarah had me try one the other day and the second that sucker hit stomach acid, WHAMO! And don't even get me started on those Arab terrorists sneaking around the country with tubes of SUNSCREEN.)
Now, if they could just do something about a no-fly zone around the Indian Point nuclear plants near NYC. Or the ones thirty-five miles upwind from us in Oswego.
Oh, wait a minute. We can't do any of THAT because we've spent all our effing money in Iraq. Fruit gushers it is, then...
LPK
LiveJournal
6.11.2007
