thisnewday

(A project jointly funded by the Whatever You Do Don't Feed the Animals Foundation
and The National Endowment for The Day the Teddy Bears Have Their Picnic.)

Amie: "Where ya going, Tim? It's still raining."
Tim:    "Just stepping out to get a bite."
Amie: "Tim, the weather's a bear. You'll catch your death."
Tim:    "Nah, it's bearly a drizzle."
Amie: "Well, if you're gonna go anyway, will you pick up a bite for me?"
Tim:    "Sure, Amie, whadda ya want?"
Amie: "Anything but the Philly cheese steak. Last time it was so grizzly."
Tim:    "No problemo, Hon."
Amie: "Oh, and for dessert, I've been dying for a bear claw."
Tim:    "Really? Me too!"
[Gives her a bear hug and steps out of the tent.]
Amie: "Gee, he really is hungry. I can hear his stomach growling from here."
[Suddenly screams are heard from outside the tent.]
Tim:    "Amie, for God's sake, grab the frying pan!"
Amie: "So make up your mind! I thought we were getting take-out."